Ughh.

I have a headache, a pain in the neck, a pain in the middle of my back, an index finger nail that is about to come off following an unfortunate gardening incident, sore hands, sore ankles, sore feet and an inkling that if I don’t start pounding down the vitamin C the world is going to collapse around me and I’ll need a bucket.

I can barely type this half hearted attempt at a blog dedicated to those brave yet unknown people out there who live their lives precariously through my thrilling adventures here at my workstation at the event horizon of a black hole.

I think I’ll have a cup of tea.

REAL tea.

It don’t get any more exciting than that.